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KUCH AJ KAL K LARKON K BARAY MAIN......

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Post by Sana. on Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:17 pm

App ne aj kal ki larkiyon k bary main to parha ha ab zara aj kal k lakon k kartot mulahaza famaiya. Mazi main hum ne muhabat k bohot se kisay sunay hain magar aj kal k Larkay to Larkiyon ko itna chahty hain k khud Larki ban bahthy hain.Wo apny dress aur hair style k baray main bohot fikar mand hain. Har larka Shahrukh Khan aur Amir Khan bna phirta ha,jo k apni Sri davi ki talash main ha. MOBILE jahan dunia k liya aik zrorat ban gaya ha, wahan hi Larkon k bohot se raz apni SIM main dafan kiya huy ha. TAFSEL mulahiza farmaiya: Aik martba hamaray KALLAR KAHAR se LAHORE k safar main humain gari main bohot hi surili, mardana awaz ne apni taraf mutawjo kia,jo k mobile pr ksi larki ko apni GORI rangat se aagah kr rahay thy,hum se raha na gaya aur hum ne foran usy dakha.Lakin us sayah fam larky ko dakh kr hamari sari excitement us ki kali rangat k andahron main kho gai. (afsos) Aj kal k dor main fashion bohot sasta ho gaya ha.Jis larkay ko dakho phaty purany kapry pahny larkiyon ka picha kr raha hota ha.LANDA BAZAR aj kl fashionable kapron k mamly main IN ha. Chaliya kuch COLLEGE k larkon ki taraf aaty hain: COLLEGE k larkon ki zubani zra NEWTON LAW Suniya: Every boy is attracted toward a girl with a force directly proportional 2 the beauty of girl and inversily proportional to the strength of her brother. UNIVERSITY K LARKON KI TARAF AATY HAIN: 1-Be quiet in the class because boys r sleeping. 2-Donot forget to carry the books,because books work as pillow. 3-Keep the campus clean,so be absent. LARKON ki masomiat kuch yuan ha: Ranja ne been bjayi,aur Heer dori ayi. Majno ne baja bjaya,Laila bhagi ayi. Aur hum ne sirf seeti bjayi.wo bhi ko lay ayi. Aur han rahi bat umar chupanay ki,to iss WEB SITE k bnanay walay hi ko dakh lain,jo k bachpan ki tasweer lagay LARKIYON main khamiyan nikal rahay hain. LARKON k kartoot to asman par taroon k brabar hain magar time ki kami k bayis hum kuch yun ikhtatam kartay hain: NIKAL KR PHANK DO BAHIR GALI MAIN NAYI TAHZEEB K ANDAY HAIN GANDY.......


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very nice...

Post by Ali on Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:24 pm

ha ha ha ha ha
he he he he he
ha ha ha ha ha

very niceeeeeeeeeeee
es ko kehty hain asiay ko taisa.


Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

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EXCELLENT

Post by sara ali on Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:34 am

VERY NICE AND GOOD JOB. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

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THANKX

Post by NEWTON on Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:54 am

Thankx(ali bhai), kuan k app ne hum jasi achi bahnon ka sath dia ha.[b]

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from Rizwan

Post by Rizwan Shariq on Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:02 am


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Post by NEWTON on Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:21 am

NAHIN APP SE KISI KISM KI GHALTI NAHIN HUE. WITH RESPECT. REPLY KARNAY K LIYA THANKX. WISH U BEST OF LUCK.

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ARE U a GIRL???????

Post by HIRA on Wed Nov 26, 2008 12:52 pm

VERY NICE BUT r u a girl????????

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Girls !!! don't take it serious...............Just Enjoy It

Post by jigs on Wed Nov 26, 2008 6:32 pm

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog told her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get it ten times!'

The woman said, 'That's okay.'

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.'

So, she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, 'That
will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. ' The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'

So, she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack!'

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!





Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart!

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show!







PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!
Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humor!

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When Opportunity knocks.... MAKE USE OF IT

Post by jigs on Fri Nov 28, 2008 6:03 pm

A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money.

Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'
The man replied, 'Yes sir, I did.'
The robber then shot him in the temple , killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'

The man replied, 'No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!'

Moral - When Opportunity knocks.... MAKE USE OF IT !

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welldone

Post by the_princesses_sadaf on Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:50 am

NEWTON wrote:App ne aj kal ki larkiyon k bary main to parha ha ab zara aj kal k lakon k kartot mulahaza famaiya. Mazi main hum ne muhabat k bohot se kisay sunay hain magar aj kal k Larkay to Larkiyon ko itna chahty hain k khud Larki ban bahthy hain.Wo apny dress aur hair style k baray main bohot fikar mand hain. Har larka Shahrukh Khan aur Amir Khan bna phirta ha,jo k apni Sri davi ki talash main ha. MOBILE jahan dunia k liya aik zrorat ban gaya ha, wahan hi Larkon k bohot se raz apni SIM main dafan kiya huy ha. TAFSEL mulahiza farmaiya: Aik martba hamaray KALLAR KAHAR se LAHORE k safar main humain gari main bohot hi surili, mardana awaz ne apni taraf mutawjo kia,jo k mobile pr ksi larki ko apni GORI rangat se aagah kr rahay thy,hum se raha na gaya aur hum ne foran usy dakha.Lakin us sayah fam larky ko dakh kr hamari sari excitement us ki kali rangat k andahron main kho gai. (afsos) Aj kal k dor main fashion bohot sasta ho gaya ha.Jis larkay ko dakho phaty purany kapry pahny larkiyon ka picha kr raha hota ha.LANDA BAZAR aj kl fashionable kapron k mamly main IN ha. Chaliya kuch COLLEGE k larkon ki taraf aaty hain: COLLEGE k larkon ki zubani zra NEWTON LAW Suniya: Every boy is attracted toward a girl with a force directly proportional 2 the beauty of girl and inversily proportional to the strength of her brother. UNIVERSITY K LARKON KI TARAF AATY HAIN: 1-Be quiet in the class because boys r sleeping. 2-Donot forget to carry the books,because books work as pillow. 3-Keep the campus clean,so be absent. LARKON ki masomiat kuch yuan ha: Ranja ne been bjayi,aur Heer dori ayi. Majno ne baja bjaya,Laila bhagi ayi. Aur hum ne sirf seeti bjayi.wo bhi ko lay ayi. Aur han rahi bat umar chupanay ki,to iss WEB SITE k bnanay walay hi ko dakh lain,jo k bachpan ki tasweer lagay LARKIYON main khamiyan nikal rahay hain. LARKON k kartoot to asman par taroon k brabar hain magar time ki kami k bayis hum kuch yun ikhtatam kartay hain: NIKAL KR PHANK DO BAHIR GALI MAIN NAYI TAHZEEB K ANDAY HAIN GANDY.......
really agood job dil kush ker dia ap ne ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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re to hira

Post by newton.. on Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:58 pm

yes

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re to hira

Post by newton.. on Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:59 pm

yes

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re

Post by sana on Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:11 am

so nice.

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Re: KUCH AJ KAL K LARKON K BARAY MAIN......

Post by sana on Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:14 am

sana wrote:so nice.
App ne aj kal ki larkiyon k bary main to parha ha ab zara aj kal k larkon k kartot mulahaza famaiya. Mazi main hum ne muhabat k bohot se kisay sunay hain magar aj kal k Larkay to Larkiyon ko itna chahty hain k khud Larki ban bahthy hain.Wo apny dress aur hair style k baray main bohot fikar mand hain. Har larka Shahrukh Khan aur Amir Khan bna phirta ha,jo k apni Sri davi ki talash main ha. MOBILE jahan dunia k liya aik zrorat ban gaya ha, wahan hi Larkon k bohot se raz apni SIM main dafan kiya huy ha. TAFSEL mulahiza farmaiya: Aik martba hamaray KALLAR KAHAR se LAHORE k safar main humain gari main bohot hi surili, mardana awaz ne apni taraf mutawjo kia,jo k mobile pr ksi larki ko apni GORI rangat se aagah kr rahay thy,hum se raha na gaya aur hum ne foran usy dakha.Lakin us sayah fam larky ko dakh kr hamari sari excitement us ki kali rangat k andahron main kho gai. (afsos) Aj kal k dor main fashion bohot sasta ho gaya ha.Jis larkay ko dakho phaty purany kapry pahny larkiyon ka picha kr raha hota ha.LANDA BAZAR aj kl fashionable kapron k mamly main IN ha. Chaliya kuch COLLEGE k larkon ki taraf aaty hain: COLLEGE k larkon ki zubani zra NEWTON LAW Suniya: Every boy is attracted toward a girl with a force directly proportional 2 the beauty of girl and inversily proportional to the strength of her brother. UNIVERSITY K LARKON KI TARAF AATY HAIN: 1-Be quiet in the class because boys r sleeping. 2-Donot forget to carry the books,because books work as pillow. 3-Keep the campus clean,so be absent. LARKON ki masomiat kuch yuan ha: Ranja ne been bjayi,aur Heer dori ayi. Majno ne baja bjaya,Laila bhagi ayi. Aur hum ne sirf seeti bjayi.wo bhi ko lay ayi. Aur han rahi bat umar chupanay ki,to iss WEB SITE k bnanay walay hi ko dakh lain,jo k bachpan ki tasweer lagay LARKIYON main khamiyan nikal rahay hain. LARKON k kartoot to asman par taroon k brabar hain magar time ki kami k bayis hum kuch yun ikhtatam kartay hain: NIKAL KR PHANK DO BAHIR GALI MAIN NAYI TAHZEEB K ANDAY HAIN GANDY.......
really agood job dil kush ker dia ap ne ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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Satai Hoi Rooh.

Post by Jhamal hulchul 09 on Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:14 pm

very Nice.
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Koi Lakon ki satai hoi Rooh Lagti Hi.
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