http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/-t1.htm No Need to explain... Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:07:08 GMT 10 http://i86.servimg.com/u/f86/11/76/48/02/eid_ba10.jpg http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/-t1.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/three-examinations-special-t4456.htm shaheen 1) Special offer........ Bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest teacher and win free trip to Principal's office and enjoy 3 years vacation at home. Hurry offer valid until exams only.... 2) It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write our exam once (excluding supplementary). Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. Say NO to EXAMS 3) Student's declaration at the end of answer paper. It Reminds ... Tanzo-Mizah Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:07:08 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/three-examinations-special-t4456.htm#16735 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/three-examinations-special-t4456.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/eid-milna-t4429.htm shaheen مرزا صاحب ہمارے ہمسائے تھے، یعنی ان کے گھر میں جو درخت تھا، اس کا سایہ ہمارے گھر میں بھی ... Tanzo-Mizah Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:11:45 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/eid-milna-t4429.htm#16610 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/eid-milna-t4429.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/namkeen-gazal-t4421.htm shaheen ]]> Tanzo-Mizah Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:48:04 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/namkeen-gazal-t4421.htm#16557 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/namkeen-gazal-t4421.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/siyasi-tarana-t4387.htm shaheen ]]> Tanzo-Mizah Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:16:25 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/siyasi-tarana-t4387.htm#16383 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/siyasi-tarana-t4387.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/is-paar-us-paar-t4373.htm m.abbas Voh Sarak Ke Us Paar Thi
Hum Sarak Ke Is Paar The
Kuch Hum Aage Barhe, Kuch Voh Aage Barhi
Hum Kuch Aur Aage Barhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Barhi
Hum Aur Bhi Aage Barhe, Voh Bhi Aur Aage Barhi
Ab Hum Sarak Ke Us Paar Hein,
Aur Voh Sarak Ke Is Paar Hein]]> Tanzo-Mizah Wed, 18 Nov 2009 08:28:57 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/is-paar-us-paar-t4373.htm#16333 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/is-paar-us-paar-t4373.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/pakistan-a-responsible-country-t4371.htm shaheen 9/11
pakistan is responsible

7/7
pakistan is responsible

talibans
pakistan is responsible

bombay attacks
paksitan is responsible

korian n Iranian's nuclear program
pakistan is responsible

proud to b a Pakistani Bcoz...
we are the most responsible country in the world... ]]> Tanzo-Mizah Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:03:29 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/pakistan-a-responsible-country-t4371.htm#16310 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/pakistan-a-responsible-country-t4371.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/an-interview-t4370.htm shaheen An Interview Interviewer: Let me check your word Power... PopatRao : Ok Sir ..... Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of .....good. PopatRao: hmmmm..... Bad Interviewer : Come PopatRao: Go. Interviewer : Ugly. PopatRao: Pichlli. Interviewer : PICHLLIIIII? PopatRao: UGLYYYYYYYYY. . Interviewer : Shut Up. PopatRao: Keep Talking. Interviewer Ok now stop these all.. PopatRao: now carry on this all Interviewer :abe...chup ho ja..chup ho ja..chup ho jaaaa ... Tanzo-Mizah Tue, 17 Nov 2009 10:58:15 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/an-interview-t4370.htm#16307 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/an-interview-t4370.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/khuch-apne-naam-k-hawalese-t4160.htm shaheen تحریر : گل نوخیز اختر کچھ اپنے نام کے حوالے سے نام کے حوالے سے مجھے اپنے نام کے بڑے فائدے ... Tanzo-Mizah Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:30:28 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/khuch-apne-naam-k-hawalese-t4160.htm#15363 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/khuch-apne-naam-k-hawalese-t4160.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/husband-vs-wife-t4311.htm shehla ali Husband Vs. Wife Woh kaun thi Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne Hello Kiya, Wife- Koun Thi Wo? Hus-Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi wife hit her husband with frying pan Husband: What was that for.....? Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it... Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse. Wife: Sorry..! Next day wife hit him with the ... Tanzo-Mizah Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:28:47 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/husband-vs-wife-t4311.htm#16037 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/husband-vs-wife-t4311.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/adabi-lataif-t4271.htm shaheen ]]> Tanzo-Mizah Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:48:44 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/adabi-lataif-t4271.htm#15918 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/adabi-lataif-t4271.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/zara-phone-kar-loon-t4234.htm shaheen Tanzo-Mizah Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:01:55 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/zara-phone-kar-loon-t4234.htm#15751 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/zara-phone-kar-loon-t4234.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/daddy-internet-laga-dein-t4244.htm shaheen Daddy Internet laga dein !!!! Dil ka connection miladein, Daddy Internet laga dein , Mujhe aaya mail dostoun ka, Kab lagay Ga itna Bata dein Homework pura hota nahi, Raat ko mein sota nahi, Jab mood ho parhai ka, Homework koi hota nahi. Net bhi hai kamaal cheez, Bas aati ho agar chalani keys, Waisay to bohot hai kaam is Kay, Par chatting pe lagti nahi fees. Aap kehte hain mein shor machaon Ga, Try karo mein naraz na kar paon ... Tanzo-Mizah Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:30:18 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/daddy-internet-laga-dein-t4244.htm#15781 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/daddy-internet-laga-dein-t4244.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/mazahia-ghazal-t4238.htm shaheen

]]> Tanzo-Mizah Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:14:02 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/mazahia-ghazal-t4238.htm#15761 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/mazahia-ghazal-t4238.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/yeh-baat-samajh-mein-aai-nahi-t4097.htm shaheen یہ بات سمجھ میں آئی نہیں اور امی نے سمجھائی نہیں میں کیسے میٹھی بات کرو جب میٹھی چیز کوئی ... Tanzo-Mizah Sun, 25 Oct 2009 13:38:39 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/yeh-baat-samajh-mein-aai-nahi-t4097.htm#14998 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/yeh-baat-samajh-mein-aai-nahi-t4097.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/once-a-sardarji-was-travelling-on-a-train-t4117.htm altaf162 Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees , the sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when ... Tanzo-Mizah Mon, 26 Oct 2009 22:42:19 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/once-a-sardarji-was-travelling-on-a-train-t4117.htm#15102 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/once-a-sardarji-was-travelling-on-a-train-t4117.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/why-do-couples-hold-hand-t4115.htm altaf162

It is just a formality,


like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins
[/size]_________________]]> Tanzo-Mizah Mon, 26 Oct 2009 22:24:54 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/why-do-couples-hold-hand-t4115.htm#15100 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/why-do-couples-hold-hand-t4115.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/joke-t4114.htm altaf162 Sardar is watching STAR PLUS.


Suddenly,


announcement comes


“U R watching STAR PLUS”.


He wonders “Oye…How did they know that I am watching STAR PLUS?
]]> Tanzo-Mizah Mon, 26 Oct 2009 22:16:37 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/joke-t4114.htm#15099 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/joke-t4114.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/sardar-went-2-hotel-t4116.htm altaf162 A Sardar went 2 hotel,


ordered chiken,


Waiter comes with the order,


Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai?


Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar:


Dil? Waiteril murgi le gayee.


Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter:


Murga SARDAR tha!
_________________
]]> Tanzo-Mizah Mon, 26 Oct 2009 22:28:23 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/sardar-went-2-hotel-t4116.htm#15101 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/sardar-went-2-hotel-t4116.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/pc-language-in-punjabi-t4053.htm shaheen PC language In punjabi ..............Mulahiza Karain :comp Send = Sutto Insert = Wich Paao Attachement = Naal Laao Edit = Sidda Karo View = Waikhee Jaao Forward = Aggay Sutto Inbox = Undar Da Daak Khaana Outbox = Baar Da Daak Khana Trash = Mitti Paao Sent Items = Bheji Gayee Dak Address Book = Patay Wali Kaapy Reply = Bejan Walay Nu Jawab do Reply All = Saareyaan Nu Jawab do Delete = Daffa Karo Download = Thallay Laao Download All = Saary Cheezan ... Tanzo-Mizah Thu, 22 Oct 2009 12:22:03 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/pc-language-in-punjabi-t4053.htm#14714 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/pc-language-in-punjabi-t4053.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/falsafi-t3668.htm shaheen ایک دفعہ ایک فلسفی کا گزر ایک گاؤ‌ں میں ہوا جہاں ایک کولہو میں بیل چل رہا تھا اور اس کے گلے ... Tanzo-Mizah Mon, 28 Sep 2009 22:37:05 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/falsafi-t3668.htm#13022 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/falsafi-t3668.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/aorrrrrrrrrrrrrr-hum-shadi-shuda-ho-gaye-t4018.htm shaheen Tanzo-Mizah Mon, 19 Oct 2009 10:39:10 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/aorrrrrrrrrrrrrr-hum-shadi-shuda-ho-gaye-t4018.htm#14491 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/aorrrrrrrrrrrrrr-hum-shadi-shuda-ho-gaye-t4018.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/naraazgee-t3980.htm shaheen ]]> Tanzo-Mizah Sat, 17 Oct 2009 10:49:17 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/naraazgee-t3980.htm#14365 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/naraazgee-t3980.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/khat-t3955.htm shaheen ]]> Tanzo-Mizah Fri, 16 Oct 2009 01:58:39 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/khat-t3955.htm#14296 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/khat-t3955.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/roothi-bivi-se-khitaab-t3859.htm shaheen
]]> Tanzo-Mizah Fri, 09 Oct 2009 15:59:47 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/roothi-bivi-se-khitaab-t3859.htm#13889 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/roothi-bivi-se-khitaab-t3859.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/yarqaan_e_aarzoo-t3738.htm shaheen ]]> Tanzo-Mizah Fri, 02 Oct 2009 23:51:26 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/yarqaan_e_aarzoo-t3738.htm#13329 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/yarqaan_e_aarzoo-t3738.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/modern-dictionary-t3794.htm shaheen modern dictionary: Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other. Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test. Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master Divorce: Future tense of marriage Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer ... Tanzo-Mizah Mon, 05 Oct 2009 21:45:13 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/modern-dictionary-t3794.htm#13595 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/modern-dictionary-t3794.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/pappu-sanoon-tang-na-kar-t3759.htm shaheen پپو سانوں تنگ نہ کر توں بڑے ضروري کم لگے آن سوچي پے آن ہن کيہ کريئے روٹي شوٹي کھا بيٹھے ... Tanzo-Mizah Sun, 04 Oct 2009 09:57:09 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/pappu-sanoon-tang-na-kar-t3759.htm#13416 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/pappu-sanoon-tang-na-kar-t3759.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/kaho-kia-bhool-jao-ge-t3676.htm shaheen ]]> Tanzo-Mizah Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:56:53 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/kaho-kia-bhool-jao-ge-t3676.htm#13046 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/kaho-kia-bhool-jao-ge-t3676.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/jamhoor-t3643.htm shaheen ]]> Tanzo-Mizah Sun, 27 Sep 2009 21:05:35 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/jamhoor-t3643.htm#12910 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/jamhoor-t3643.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/hum-phakat-tarey-hain-gulu-t3503.htm shehla ali ArZ Hy....... Ab To Zindagi Ka Muqsad Hai Tujhe Apnana..!! A For Apple B For Banana Kaisa Laga Zaroor Batana.. Tanzo-Mizah Sat, 19 Sep 2009 12:42:39 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/hum-phakat-tarey-hain-gulu-t3503.htm#12348 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/hum-phakat-tarey-hain-gulu-t3503.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/microsoft-looking-for-new-chairman-t3510.htm shaheen Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Arun an Indian (Mumbai) guy. Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA program to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Arun says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try' Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more ... Tanzo-Mizah Sat, 19 Sep 2009 17:01:19 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/microsoft-looking-for-new-chairman-t3510.htm#12377 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/microsoft-looking-for-new-chairman-t3510.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/smile-t3481.htm shehla ali ]]> Tanzo-Mizah Fri, 18 Sep 2009 15:01:28 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/smile-t3481.htm#12251 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/smile-t3481.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/kher-guzasht-t3544.htm altaf162 خرگزشت ممکن ہے کہ آپ کے ذہن میں یہ سوال اُٹھے کہ جب ہر سواری کے ساتھ حسن و قبح پر باقاعدہ ... Tanzo-Mizah Tue, 22 Sep 2009 07:31:48 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/kher-guzasht-t3544.htm#12527 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/kher-guzasht-t3544.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/tum-kun-nahi-mujh-se-dartey-ho-t3502.htm shehla ali ]]> Tanzo-Mizah Sat, 19 Sep 2009 12:40:18 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/tum-kun-nahi-mujh-se-dartey-ho-t3502.htm#12347 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/tum-kun-nahi-mujh-se-dartey-ho-t3502.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/main-ne-kaha-uss-ne-kaha-t3504.htm shehla ali ]]> Tanzo-Mizah Sat, 19 Sep 2009 12:52:58 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/main-ne-kaha-uss-ne-kaha-t3504.htm#12349 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/main-ne-kaha-uss-ne-kaha-t3504.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/uff-ya-larkian-t3461.htm shehla ali ]]> Tanzo-Mizah Thu, 17 Sep 2009 16:17:12 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/uff-ya-larkian-t3461.htm#12161 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/uff-ya-larkian-t3461.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/ek-dc-ki-diary-se-t3424.htm shaheen ]]> Tanzo-Mizah Tue, 15 Sep 2009 22:36:05 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/ek-dc-ki-diary-se-t3424.htm#12019 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/ek-dc-ki-diary-se-t3424.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/shohar-ki-faryaad-t3395.htm shehla ali ]]> Tanzo-Mizah Mon, 14 Sep 2009 10:44:46 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/shohar-ki-faryaad-t3395.htm#11877 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/shohar-ki-faryaad-t3395.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/sitaroun-se-aagey-jahan-aur-bhi-hain-t3394.htm shehla ali ]]> Tanzo-Mizah Mon, 14 Sep 2009 10:35:52 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/sitaroun-se-aagey-jahan-aur-bhi-hain-t3394.htm#11876 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/sitaroun-se-aagey-jahan-aur-bhi-hain-t3394.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/the-great-melting-pot-t3356.htm shaheen A man accused of theft was appearing before the Judge. "Your Honor," his lawyer said, "I feel it is very unfair for my client to be accused of robbery. He is an illegal immigrant, has just arrived in America and is guest in our city. Unable to find his way he roams all around curiously. He came to this country with knowledge of only a few words of our great English which pertains to his livelihood skills back from his mother country." The irritant Judge looked ... Tanzo-Mizah Sat, 12 Sep 2009 19:45:19 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/the-great-melting-pot-t3356.htm#11736 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/the-great-melting-pot-t3356.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/computer-monkeys-t3339.htm shaheen A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fit a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, "That'll be $5000." The customer paid and walked out with his monkey. Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very expensive monkey. Most of them are only a few hundred dollars. ... Tanzo-Mizah Fri, 11 Sep 2009 21:54:46 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/computer-monkeys-t3339.htm#11686 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/computer-monkeys-t3339.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/i-am-just-fine-t3259.htm shaheen Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,"' asked the lawyer. Farmer Joe responded, "Well. I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite donkey Bessie into the... "I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted, ... Tanzo-Mizah Wed, 09 Sep 2009 04:15:21 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/i-am-just-fine-t3259.htm#11374 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/i-am-just-fine-t3259.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/customer-care-in-2020-t3228.htm shaheen Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Galaxy Kholi . May I have your..." Customer: "Hello, can I order.." Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?" Customer: "It's eh..., hold........ ..on..... .889861356102049 998-45-54610" Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 43rd Floor, Akask View Apt, Cantt Road, ........ Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 ... Tanzo-Mizah Mon, 07 Sep 2009 12:43:31 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/customer-care-in-2020-t3228.htm#11242 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/customer-care-in-2020-t3228.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/doctor-to-patient-t3153.htm shehla ali Doctor: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai ? Patient: Doctor saheb.. Pahle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai. Doctor: dawai khali thi kya ? Patient : Nahi doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi. Doctor: Arey... mere kahne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya. Patient: Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur Maine le li thi. Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya ? Patient: Oho, nahi doctor saheb dawai to laal thi. Doctor: Abe GADHE, Dawai KO piliya tha kya ? Patient : Nahi. ... Tanzo-Mizah Fri, 04 Sep 2009 11:21:03 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/doctor-to-patient-t3153.htm#10997 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/doctor-to-patient-t3153.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/letter-from-banta-singh-to-mr-bill-gates-t3172.htm altaf162 Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft? Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates Subject: Problems with my new computer Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice. 1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this. 2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my ... Tanzo-Mizah Sat, 05 Sep 2009 06:31:28 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/letter-from-banta-singh-to-mr-bill-gates-t3172.htm#11077 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/letter-from-banta-singh-to-mr-bill-gates-t3172.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/creation-or-evolution-t3164.htm shaheen A little girl asked her father: 'How did the human race appear?' The father answered, 'God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so was all mankind made.' Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question. The mother answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.' The confused girl returned to her father and said, 'Dad, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Mom said they developed from monkeys?' The ... Tanzo-Mizah Fri, 04 Sep 2009 20:40:59 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/creation-or-evolution-t3164.htm#11056 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/creation-or-evolution-t3164.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/oye-ullu-ke-patte-t3140.htm altaf162 Interviewer : When is your birthday.


Sardarjee : 13th Oct.


Interviewer : which year ?


sardarjee : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year]]> Tanzo-Mizah Fri, 04 Sep 2009 08:04:03 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/oye-ullu-ke-patte-t3140.htm#10972 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/oye-ullu-ke-patte-t3140.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/romantic-day-t3139.htm altaf162 On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him, "


Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?"


Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".]]> Tanzo-Mizah Fri, 04 Sep 2009 07:58:08 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/romantic-day-t3139.htm#10971 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/romantic-day-t3139.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/some-wife-bashers-t3116.htm shaheen A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you ... Tanzo-Mizah Wed, 02 Sep 2009 20:49:46 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/some-wife-bashers-t3116.htm#10895 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/some-wife-bashers-t3116.htm http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/sardarji-is-in-delhi-t3091.htm shaheen Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Sardarji says "Yes". "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken for a ride. On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. "Give ... Tanzo-Mizah Tue, 01 Sep 2009 11:30:32 GMT http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/sardarji-is-in-delhi-t3091.htm#10794 http://rizwanmedia.forumotion.com/tanzo-mizah-f37/sardarji-is-in-delhi-t3091.htm